what level of posting is this
(Source: mcmansionhell, via yourgothboyfriend)
beyoncé: y'all haters corny with that Illuminati mess
corny haters:
(via thebootydiaries)
my dad is just……… leaving his colonoscopy photos out on the kitchen counter? but I can’t chill in my room without a pajama shirt and pajama pants on lmao ok dad
update: he took a fucking nap instead of moving them. it’s been three days
stop your addiction to being right
good advice for everyone who isn’t me
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man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….
Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???
moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass
i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it
(via bob-belcher)
(Source: donholliday, via zackisontumblr)
kariproductions asked:
hello do you have the this bitch put a hole in the wall and passed out image i need it
You know for someone who has had an eating disorder for 5 years I’m not very good at it
(via imstarvingforskinny)
no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love
(via sagihairius)
i don’t get disappointed anymore, I just be like aw again? ok lol
(Source: main-pills, via weather)
